You black guys are crazy. Your last pic reminds me of one time when I was asleep in bed and my boyfriend at the time was getting ready for work. He came over and yanked the covers off. I thought he was just trying to get on my nerves, but then he started pulling my panties down. I said, "We don't have time! You have to be at work!" Then he said, "Naw, this won't take but a second." He unzips his pants, pulls his dick out, and starts rubbing it up and down my crack. When I asked what the fuck he was doing, he says, "I just want my shit to smell like white girl ass all day." LOL